Dreaming in Demons

I’m a shitty person. That’s why I can’t have nice things.

IM GETTING THIS PUPPY ISNT SHE PRECIOUS

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

ihearyoulaughing:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FRICKING HAPPY

ihearyoulaughing:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FRICKING HAPPY

becausebirds:

on the way to bird school

becausebirds:

on the way to bird school

My scars are healing, but I’m not.
(via allhopeisgon-e)

staff:

you: What day is it?

us: It’s October 3rd.

In honor of October 3rd, our own anniewerner is hosting an art show over at onoctober3rd. If you’ve ever made Mean Girls art, that’s the place to put it, and today’s the day to submit it. 

Wanna know more? We’ll let HuffPo explain it. Art via ghostvintageclothing, eatyourkidsillustration, and bmeeker 

WHAT SHOULD I BE FOR HALLOWEEN ITS UP TO YOU TUMBLR ANON ME OR REBLOG with number (1-10 starting from sherie moon in the Devils rejects)